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When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
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A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.
John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
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when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.
person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
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residence of gay men and keeblers
"He's way gay, way keebler, like shoe house."
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Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.
George has ultimate shoes.
His shoes are the ultimate.
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A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.
Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?
Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.
Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!
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To stretch ones sock downwards until the ankle of the sock is under the heel of the shoe.
girl 1: OMG guys the latest fashion trend is the sock shoe
girl 2: I think it looks totally stupid
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