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When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).
The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.
When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.
Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.
unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.
I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.
A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.
Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.