When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there
Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.
Really Greg? Again?
The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.
Guess what I did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha
When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
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When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.
Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.
A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night