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When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.
Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.
When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there
Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.
Really Greg? Again?
When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
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When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night
An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.
'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'
'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'
'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'
A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.
Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower