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The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
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The scene at 0600 on base housing (Military Housing) while deployed service memebrs' spouses have the person they have an affair with leave. Chances are they are service members too.
He's just worried about the 0600 shuffle, and doesn't want to get mixed up in it.
Sorry miss i don't participate in the 0600 shuffle.
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When one takes Ketamine and cannot take steps, one must then shuffle along the floor
-Oh look at Julie over there, shes doing the ketty shuffle
-Fancy doing the ketty shuffle tonight?
-I need a glass of water I'm just going to do the ketty shuffle into the kitchen
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when one says they are going to do something but bails at the last minute.
Bill said he was gonna be here. Looks like he pulled the oklahoma shuffle on us
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The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".
CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
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When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.
A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."
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A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.
Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.
I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.
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