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Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish
A hot bodded gentleman, makes all ladies go crazy while swooning. His name is the worded embodiment of beauty and passion.
A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
"hello Simon how are you"
"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"
A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)
Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish
The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!
Girl 1: is that simon?
Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!
Girl 1: such a fckboy
In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".
Have you ever heard about the legend of Simon?