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A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be
"why you staring at her thighs?"
"just sizing up"
-hunnidmoji
a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big
He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized”
Opposite of Size Queen (a woman who only takes big cocks).
Size Princesses cannot handle big cocks, and therefore only take small cocks.
Twelve centimeters is too much for her? What a size princess! xD
Somebody with an extra large forehead.
Opposite of Under sized forehead
Person 1: Look at that forehead!
Person 2: I know right! It´s Super sized forehead!!
The forehead kid: Lemme snatch yo´ forehead!
The kid getting made fun of: Lemme snatch yo search history!
The class: Oh...God......