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the breasts of woman used as a location to drop skeet
Check out the skeet slopes on that girl! They must be fake.
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A machine that skeets a person, a macine that causes a person to ejaculate. Why does a person need a skeet machine? the answer is simple: the averaage person spends $1000 a year in ho, or prostitute fees ($5000 in Navada and $10,000 in the city of Las Vegas), the purpose of the skeet machine is to eliminate these huge costs. The skeet machine costing only 250 dollars will pay for itself in only 3 months. How does it work?: Unlike the old skeet machines that used a high speed kneeding and vibrating action, the skeet machine 9000 sends mild electrical impulses to the brain, penis, and balls that work together to create over 100 Skeets Per Minute or (SPM) improving on the old skeet machines by 200% and improving on the ho by almost 1500%. How does it feel? Here are some testimonials: "it's...I mean yea- yea-, it's- oh yea" "I love it... I mean look I've been able to fill up three soda bottles just today" "I haven't left ma house in days I just sit in my house all day and all night skeeting, I lost ma job, I cant pay ma rent I being evicted tomarow- but I dont care- THANKS SKEET MACHINE" Great features: skeet hose so you can skeet all over yer bitch (though why would you need one), a skeet straw so you can drink yer skeet, and three extra large skeet collector bottles so you can "SAVE THE SKEET". Warranty: comes with a 10,000 skeet full refund waranty.
Oh no, I have to skeet but I dont have a ho or hands- But wait I have a skeet machine :).
Ho: these damn skeet machines are putting me out of biuseness.
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Team skeet is a movement and/or state of mind as old as time but first personified in late 2009 in southern Maine. Team Skeet is a group of confident young men providing a service and wonderful memories to young (or old) women usuing the buckshot approach, or by playing the numbers. By saturating the market they've been able to saturate bedsheets. Utilizing many tactics from "the raffle ticket" to "the fake bachelor party" Team Skeet (TS2K10) continues to grow in numbers and in swagger.
Team skeet has swagger for days.
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The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.
The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
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a) An allergic reaction to cum.
b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.
c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.
My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.
That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.
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A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.
1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."
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to pee on someone, to urinate upon someone, to release your bladder.
omg put that away you just skeeted on my shoe!
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