Smoke busting

To light off smoke bombs in another’s mailbox or to ejaculate into a female in the cold making smoke come out of her mouth

Also Antonio’s a fag cock sucker

Dude you should try smoke busting that fag Antonio’s house

Drinkin' Smoke

Allegedly, here in the backwoods of the Appalachian area redneck drunks used to mix some sort of painting chemical (lacquer thinner, paint thinner, acetone or some other chemical) with Kool-aid and once mixed the concoction smoked... thus "drinking smoke"

The term is usually used to describe someone who is wigging out (tripping, high seeing things) or acting exceedingly stupid, in a manner that it would appear the person had been drinkin' smoke.

(sees someone acting stupid...) Hey, you been drinkin' smoke?

(your friend tells you he spent 100 bucks on some flip flops) point and exclaim, "drankin' smoke"

Smoking Oxygen

A feeling of being very happy just for being alive and small things in life aka being happy for no reason

You can just tell that guy is smoking oxygen

smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

Smoke off

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.

Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.

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quit smoking

A grueling, but neccesary, choice.

I never had cavities before I started my 7 year smoking American Spirit habit. Now at age 21, I've already had 5. More than $700 in damage, not counting the pack price in CT which is about $11.50 or more. I wish I quit smoking sooner

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Smoke Route

A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.

Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."

Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"

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