Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

Snail storm

A storm full of Snow rain and hail

Snow=sn
Rain=a
Hail=il

David-"Damn you see that snail storm?"
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"