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A Fundemental Christan Women who claims all who are not Christan is evil her husband is a veteran and she has bumper stickers saying "My Kid is a Honour role student" or "I'm a Soccer mom I can't handle it all" or "Land of the free because of the brave" They stay at home talk to other Soccer moms and are connected at the hip she was slutty in collage that's how she passed doing all the professors male and female. She Got Shit Faced 24/7 found her husband on a bar got married has 7 lil'angles who are total dicks. Named Brandon,Edmound, Harry, Kennedy for the girl, and Kaytlin and Howard who the boys will grow up and be criminals and the girls will repeat the cyle. The Father is a veteran from the Persian Gulf war he came back from Iraq boasting about Desert Storm victory makes SIX Figures at a job such as manager or lawyer or became a cop and makes jack shit. The Mom is afraid that her kids will embarrass her and she wants to make more friends so she drags the kids to soccer games and other sports to smoke a joint and gossip. The father is at the firm or VFW and cheating with the secretary at both. The Kids than Finnish a soccer game and go to karate and they think they can kill somebody because they are in Karate. Than it's 11:30 pm the kids come home do Home Work from Honours Algabera. Than have Bedtime. And the cyle resets than they bring a friend over the kid brings a IPod and the mom finds out and kicks the kid out.
Hey Dan's stupid soccer mom wont let him play GTA iv because it makes reference to the Yugoslav wars and Crime and Drugs
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A game played by intelligent high schoolers. The game should usually be played in a trialer full or weight lifting equiment and sharp edges. In the probable case of someone getting a soccer ball slammed off the ceiling into their face, or falling and breaking their breast-bone on an 80-pound weight, they will be removed from the game. The victor is determined when there are no players remaining on the opposite team. The goal posts are to be outlined by two or more weight lifting machines. There are no boundaries, and no limit to how hard a person may fire the ball at the ceiling, walls, or other people.
Extreme Soccer. A sport played by many injured, retarted, or Jewish Children looking for a good time.
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A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).
Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer
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A one player or 2 player game you play by using a guy's pants pocket and playing with his balls. Aim of the game is to make the guy cum.
Girl 1: I wanna play some pocket soccer
Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho
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A person who has lots of money and/or an abundance of material things( i.e. Cars, Jewelery,Money,and other material assets)
Most people get there income taxes and swear they are soccer ballin.
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One who often talks about being able to complete a feat but never actually proves himself. A Soccer Talker will often make excuses as to why he cannot show his skill on that particular day in an effort to deter one from finding out that he does not posses the skills he claims he has.
Ex1. Karifala claims he can play soccer better than anyone, yet he will not play a single game with us; he is such a Soccer Talker.
Ex2. Karifala is sure he can beat Matt in a race, yet he cannot even jump up and down five times in a row without getting winded; what a Soccer Talker.
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The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.
Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!
Matt: Dude, that was a close one!
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