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Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.
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aw shiiittt, there go Chilly on that space dust again!
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- another term for beer
- other nicknames include 'space-tek,' 'space,' 'tek, 'gleep,' or 'gleep-glop'
note: a male consuming space-teks in a sitting position may request a fresh space beer by yelling "space beer," "gleep," or "gleep-glop" etc. any male in a standing position is obligated to retrieve a space-tek from the refrigeration unit for the sitting consumer. any arguments about the rules shall be put to an immediate vote - all males in the room receive one vote.
arguments can often be avoided by just getting the damn beer out of the fridge and not complaining about it.
"space beer!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).
"space!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).
"tek!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).
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The space between that you reside in when allowing your new lover to explore you (when there is little sexual connection) and trying to let go in mind and soul of your old lover with whom shook your world (and you had a deep connection with).
Thoughts of my ex-lover popping into my head as my new lover made me orgasm; keeping me in "the space between"
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The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.
he just used his space stocking on me!
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The best ninja there is. He can be anywhere at once. No other ninja can beat him.
Dude, did you hear about how josh went through space ninja training?
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A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.
When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.
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