The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.
Why does this rice taste salty?
Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!
a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.
I lost my bowl, so i had to go macgyver, and craft up a shithouse special!
The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
In the dreams of every young man.
Very few get the "Dudick Special".
The sexual move bryan makes when smashes objects, organisms, or things to smithereens.
If Bryan saw that, he’ll smash it to smithereens, The Busgray Special.