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While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!
Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)
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Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.
Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!
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Refers to oral sex, where in the act of a blow job the giver "spits" on the knob to help with lubrication. Because of this the knob end tends look shiny and "polished".
This style of blow job is seen in a lot of porn movies.
It is an extention of a guy asking for a "polish", meaning he like oral sex.
"My ex used to give a real good spit and polish"
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1. The accumulation of oral waste around the coastline.
2. Ignorance or incompetence.
Chingas bah, ya doin' a pack of Dock Spit!
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When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face
I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye
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