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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018


sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017


The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022


Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020


Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 February 21, 2018


Hiroshima Sponge

Group of Japanese men bukakke onto a sponge and squeeze the loads into ramen broth

Omg my ramen taste so good, I wonder if they used the Hiroshima sponge

by TSpoon1990 August 9, 2022


Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014