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When you brew with other more lazy less desirables that are so disgusting you have to gather the muck into a muck trap. Leave muck trap to rot so it’s a gathering of the fucking jugallos (flies). Then unexpectedly flood the muck with enough chemical to turn it into Jonestown.
I fly sprayed out at the brewery. Hopefully it will be better tonight. I was getting eaten alive there yesterday.
A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
nasal spray is a sexual act in which a girl holds your dick up to her nose and snorts the cum like cocaine and high fives you after
ahh well nasal spray time she didn't complain
When a dude shoots a load up his partners nose during sex
"Do you mind if I give you a nasal spray?" -A dude
"Yes of course I mind, I couldn't breathe out of my nose for a week last time you did it" -his SO
The act of fucking a girl in one of her nostrils until you cum. Both nostrils at the same time is called the Double Nasal.
Girl: I'm horny, but my sinuses are stuffed up
Guy: I've got some nasal spray for that.
Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.
What are you up to honey.
Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.
Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.
Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.