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The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.
Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.
Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.
The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!
Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.
Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.
"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "
A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.
Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.