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The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.
I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately
It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”
Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!
Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.
After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.
a person that squeezes their facts
Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer
Something that is missing the most important element
"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"
I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.