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A boot licker for corporations
"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"
"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
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I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
Dress up and party down. Where style meets comfort. From the waste up, dressing in fine oxfords, polos and cardigans. Below the waste, sweats and flip flops. Underwear not required.
Steve dresses so weird.
Nah man, he rocks the fusion suit.
a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks
Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit
A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
A tracksuit you wear if you can barley pay rent but want to look wealthy. Only for chavs
“Oh look at the chav wearing a Gucci suit.”
“I hate chavs”
They just make humans not humans, but pretending to be animals
Hey, are you in a furry suit?
ITS A FURRY!!!