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A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.
Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
A sexual act that is done by placing a Zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6mg strength) on the tip of your penis and ramming it balls deep on the first stroke while having sex.
"me and my wife were getting bored in bed, so we tried the swedish bobsled to spice it up!"
When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
A phrase that is used when everyone refuses to finish the last “bite” or portion of food at the table.
Usually shown as a sign of respect
“We have one more cupcake left. Are you going to eat it?”
“I can’t. It’s the Swedish bite”
When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.
person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."
when u twist a dog dick and it turns red
Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish