When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
Another cool name for a boner.
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?
A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
no example necessary for sword otter