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1. God's way of removing stupid people.
2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.
I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!
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After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....
Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!
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a rational and objective protection measure, first proposed in these terms by the Democratic challenger,John Kerry, in the 2004 Presidential election. The test involves ensuring the safety and protection of all Americans throughout the world, including the safety of America's all volunteer army. It is designed to weigh the support of the developed international community on American actions and is only to be ignored if grossly abused, or in extreme urgency. To date, the administration of George W. Bush, once appointed and once elected to the U.S. Presidency, has ignored the implementation of the test.
Had America continued to allow United Nations officials to work, and conducted a global test of the threat Saddam Hussein posed, no American lives would have been utterly wasted in Iraq. Lives we can never get back, that ended pointlessly, all because the global test was not enacted.
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When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.
Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.
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In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
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When someone is talking and their voice breaks or cracks.
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The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.
In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"
Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"
This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.
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