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nasty creep hole

(n): an awful parasite that resides in the bug category. once exposed, it latches onto its victim, mooching off its well-being. often referred to as NCH. avoid at all costs.

ew, she's such a nasty creep hole

by youknowyoulikeit12 June 24, 2009

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mission creep

the event, observation / perception of, reaction to -- mass hypnosis.

derived from a specific historical event (video documentation), when the commander in chief addressed an active-duty armed forces division in a militarized zone. with careful diction, the president punctuated his statement : "and you will ... complete your --- "

the pronunciation of "mission," elicited from the division--in all but perfect unison-- a slow crescendo, a roar, something like "rah" at its peak.

the noteworthy aspect is both aural and visual. half a beat after the word was spoken (an apparent, if experimental, verbal prompt) the division members slowly raised their heads and emitted--some tentative, at first, some strong, then as a chorus--the crescendo-roar. it gave the distinct impression of hypnosis on a mass scale.

the phrase then, not only denotes the incident described, but also the feelings elicited by it. more generally, it denotes the event (real or hypothetical), of grand-scale, schematic influence of human behavior/performance. (at least, and specifically in this case, to the degree of verbal prompting.) it might also be used as an epithet.

the primary example, the one from which the phrase derives, is given above, as part of the definitional terminology.

more generally: any time a large group, say ten thousand or more, responds to a verbal prompt in a manner that suggests a subliminally embedded cue, called out by the speaker. the cue word is not important, may be obvious, even anticipated; rather, it is the nature of the response. timed, rhythmic, spontaneous, choral, lacking in self awareness.

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those from whom the response is elicited--depending on the individual, situational variables and controls--may identify it as an instance of manipulation, extrapolate and assess the implications.

if conditions allow for a phenomenological analysis of a perceived violation (that takes precedence over a given emotional response such as outrage), a reverse "challenge" (hypnotic motivation institute, glossary of terms: hypnosis.edu/glossary/c) might emerge.

consider for instance, the prose inked by radiohead on their 2001 release, AMNESIAC (copyright EMI LTD.) : "come on. come on if you think. you can take us ... all on. holy roman empire. you and whose army? you and your cronies..."
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one might dismiss such an event as accidental.(a paltry dismissal.)or, with a casual reference to the ubiquity of nuero-linguistic programming.
but key here is the scale. the context. the super-spooky.

ergo, mission creep.

by frosh laureate January 17, 2011

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Bald Spot Creep

A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.

Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.

by Alex Carrera December 5, 2008

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social media creep

Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.

Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"

by Djc2508 November 7, 2013


Peep n' creep

A VR headset with the screen removed effectively turning it into a peeping device. Used often by Ethan Klein to peep at cuties at the beach.

Peep n' creep, peep the cuties at the beach
You might think I'm asleep, but I'm looking at your teets
I'll be watching you, and your mother too
Society can't judge me for what my eyes do
I'm locked onto those jugs
And I'm peeping hard
Yeah, I'm getting hard
But you think it's just VR
Or talking with my mom
Or I'm looking at a tree
But most definitely not checking out your booty
Except I am, and I'm not ashamed
Because the peep n' creep has changed the game
Peep n' creep has changed the game
I'm peeping, creeping, it will set you free
To look at mammaries and to look at booties
It's good for you and it's good for me
I'm sorry but I've been this way since puberty (Damn)

by TyrantTITANIUM December 24, 2017

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Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

by poetontheone December 3, 2011

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cul-de-creep

(noun) when you are spying on someone by driving by their house, and unfortunately, they live on a cul-de-sac, you have to turn around in a cul-de-creep

"Dammnit! I didn't realize they lived in this neighborhood. I hope they don't see us as we turn around in their cul-de-creep."

"Why is Bob turning around by our house? Drive-by? Or cul-de-creep? How spish."

by gracie chimes June 10, 2009