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A Jewish man or woman's bodily excitement.
"That shiksa gives me the Jewish foam."
When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."
A person who chickens find attractive
¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨
The most Jewish jew on the jew planet.
Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!
Me: Yes.
When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.