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National tell Lassi and Kim you like then day.
Today, November 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them!
Yes, go girl!
November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit
Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck
International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.
Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.
Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?
The day when to much stuff happend. Putin, destiel, navada, dabi, corona, terror.
And people with time difference woke up on november the 6th to this freaking mess of i don't even kniw what to call it
But destiel is canon!
On november the 5th
*Person 1:* have you heard that puton resigned?
*Person 2:* fuck that, have you heard that destiel is canon?
*Person 3:* fuck that and that, have you heard that putin resigned because destiel is finally canon and navada won't count cause dabi became a todoroki and a dead guy won a city election cause this other president was attack by dynamite?
*Person 1:* shit
*Person 2 who is clearly a destiel shipper:* but look at that destiel trending on twitter and tumblr-
People that’s are in 5th grade on November 4th you hug your crush have them wear your hoodie and even try to get a kiss
5th grade day
On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.
On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.
When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you
Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny
Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend