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Known to be a buzzkill to any situation he thinks isn't considered "good" in his eyes. Basically 99% of the female population is considered to be a slut in his eyes. He does not like it when things don't go his way or when his friends or family do something that he considers "disrespectful". He thinks that he is top shit and that he can do nothing wrong. No one really likes him and he likes giving people bad reputations. Many people also think that he's gay.
"Dude whats the name of that kid over there, he's so annoying"
"His name is Christian, the living definition of a buzzkill."
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A man who is caring and funny but also won’t tell you shit. He has two funny grandmas and can become friends with anyone he meets. He doesn’t show how he’s truly feeling sometimes and goes through some harsh shit but will still make it. He likes a girl who knows who he likes him but still end up friends because you realize her ex bf is her best friend.
“I don’t wanna talk to anyone”
Then talks to Christian about what happened
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Someone who pushes their God-like beliefs on you when you do something they dont like
Bob told me I'll go to hell if eat this shoe he must be Christian
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A small guy, funny and handsome. A ladies man. Has a big personality and an even bigger heart. Loves dogs and animals. Is your average boy, gets bullied but takes no shit from anyone. A great friend who will care for you, annoy and makes you laugh. A guy you need in your life or just a friend. Likes Music, especially Panic! at the disco and Paul Kelly. A loveable guy, someone you need to meet once in your life.
Mom:
"Christian go clean your room!"
Christian:
Mehh... Later, watchin some movie
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me: DUDEEEE YOU DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIANITY(cult) IS JUST OTHER CULT MEMBERS TRYING TO MIND CONTROL YOU
my friends: wow
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The most awesome and true religion. They are cool, smart, nice, and are mostly Republicans. Most Christians are not rich, corrupted, and democratic morns.
Christianity is good and Godly.
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Sexu ass mother fucking whoms glow up was real as fuck. When females see him pass by they get drippy. Hell finness your life and fuck your girl yet keep it on the low. Fuck with him and you fuck with the rest of his boys. Hell drop your shit and beat your ass at anything, anytime and anywhere.
Dude don't fuck with Christian unless you want his boys to jump you.
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