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Johnson County

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.

You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.

Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.

by Andrew El Taco April 8, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


orange county

slang term for Oxycodone/Oxycontin.

You wanna go to orange county?

HEY!! come over here we need some orange county!

by Pobecax May 8, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


colquitt county

A big ass county that has absoluetly nothing worthhile to fill it's dank space. It is primarly one large cotton and tobacco field that gives the county's Mexican population something to do once they have had their fill of pilage and plundering. Move here and you will regret it upon entering. Live here and lose all sense of morals.

I mistook Colquitt County for Mexico when driving through.

by 2get2hell October 20, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fairfield county

The wealthiest county in the US, its home to preppy, sporty and ridiculously good looking scum. Home of some of the most obnoxious peoplpe on earth, especially those in greenwhich and new canaan, they even look down on people from FC. Best example, stamford. My area, north stamford has a higher gross income than any other town in the FC so everyone who puts stamford in with the "bad areas" guess again, there are appartments here that cost more than homes in those "high class" neighorhoods.

We drink, we smoke, we snort, we have sexx, we are the most pampered generation out there, o and we spend all of our money on cigarettes

dude, where in fairfield county can i buy?
go to POCHO man, they sell and dont ID
POCHO?! there are minorities there!
I know! they dont even import them!

by 1027 October 26, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


preston county

Preston County is located in northern West Virginia, and is full of broke rednecks, idiotic pot smokers, and don't forget about them crazy hillbilly coal miners.

Preston County is the normal part of West Virginia

by Camry69 June 19, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


county line

Line of the cigarette that above the butt.

I asked for the short and you smoked it to the county line.

by daowna July 11, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


harford county

Harford County is a rather small county in North-central maryland, inbetween Baltimore and Cecil counties and boarding Lancaster and York counties of PA to the north.

A place that can be defined as two COMPLETELYYYYY different counties as far as life there goes.
Here's a key for you:
North of I95=Harford County
South of I95=Towns that are nothing like the rest of Harford County, more like mini-baltimores, except cleaner and smaller.

Places like Bel Air are examples of the ideal idea of American Suburban life; places like Fallston and Jarrettsville are examples of hick-filled small villages as the ones found in south-central PA; and places like Edgewood Havre de Grace and Aberdeen house all the minority residents of the county, and are part of a completely different world.

Havre de Grace and Aberdeen are two cities that kind of feed off of each other. If you live in one of them, you're going to know people in the other. Havre de Grace is a waterfront community, and has an extremely old-fashioned grid-style downtown, while Aberdeen is more like a rural-community gone Urban, while Edgewood is just a rather notoriously "high-crime" suburb of Bel Air, next to Joppatowne. 99% of the crime in the county happens in these places, as well as events all-together. Fortunately, they are still rather clean places when put next to Baltimore.

North of I95 communities are extremely white, suburban/rural, and ideal to just that. Everywhere outside of Bel Air in the north, in fact, is rural and has no commercial importance whatsoever. That is why people view harford county this way. For some god-forsaken reason, they chose a rather useless small little suburb as the county seat, as opposed to the oldest city in Maryland HdG or Aberdeen. Common sense; who is(are) the retard(s) who did that?

Now while the two 'cities', Aberdeen and Havre de Grace are extroadinarily small as far as cities go, with a combined area containing 40,000 people, they are independent and actualy function rather well. HdG used to be a rather poor antique community, but the council actualy did something and built over 3 new communities, as well as the fact that they actualy replaced entire Section 8 housing communities with new housing, and it has been expanding unbelievably within the last 4 years. Aberdeen has a crapload of shops, and is moreso the commercial stronghold of the county alongside Bel Air, however, while Havre de Grace is probably the Industrial equivelant.

Back to everybody's least favorite aspect of the county, however: North of I95 is, as reputed, EXTREMELY HICKISH!!! For god's sake, the ratio of north harford county is about 100,000 white people, 1,000 black people. Were it not for the South communities, it WOULD most DEFNITELY be 99.99999999999999% white. The KKK reign surpreme in places like Forest Hill and Jarettsville, as they do in Cecil County.

South is pretty cool.
North sucks balls.
You've been warned.

Harford County is like a mix between Beverly Hills, Texas, and Mini-Baltimore.

by YOUR MOMs FACE November 21, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž