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1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
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Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.
Can I get the orange crackers?
Why? They taste like shit.
Yeah that’s the point.
Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.
Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
A lie a white person tells for no reason.
Did you hear that cracker lie she just told? They’re literally endless
A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)
Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”
When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
Cracker - slang word referring to a white person
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.
When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.
Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.
Yo, it's Friday night and lots of girls out. Let's go cracker mackin'.
Time for some cracker macking!
I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?
I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!