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Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
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When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.
Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!
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When one (or more) fellows participate in an act of beastiality involving a donkeys huge mega-dick. When Donkey-Fucking, one does not give it to the donkey most times, they usually suck/get butt fucked until the beast deposits a healthy load of semen into their ass/mouth
"Did you hear about the Donkey Fuck in the Red Sox locker room? Yeah, you can definately notice Manny Ramirez waddling to first base while clutching his ass. Yeah."
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
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Thank you. Derived from the German "Danke schön".
"Here, have a soda."
"Donkey shit!"
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A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
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Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
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