Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

clear skies over milwaukee

Actually a pretty good game, just full of oders, nazis, white supremacists and aesthetic girls

Guy one: wanna play clear skies over milwaukee
Guy two: Okay O_O

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big body gle-ski

yeats fav car that he bought

"BIG BODY GLE-SKI I BOUGHT IT, MY DIAMONDS REAL PISSY THEY POTTY (oh na na) IM FINNA PULL UP IN BENZ NO AUDI (na na na we dont know nobody)"

out over our skis

To get entirely too far ahead of yourself

Look, I just said that I liked the girl, not that I wanna marry her. Let's not get out over our skis, here.

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ski mask the slump god

The Goat.

Ski Mask The Slump God is The Goat.

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three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.

Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.

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Après-Ski Jellybean Scream

To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding

Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."