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A person who is a bad mother fucker and can do anything.
That guy is a bad dude right there
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A word ginos in Toronto use to express friendliness with another individual. Been used since the mid nineties by old school ginos and their riced out mustangs.
Yo dude bud, my civic she boots.
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A phrase used to describe a male that one is particularly fond of. Typically a role model or close friend, especially a best friend
Guy 1: Man I feel like we tell each other everything! I think we're best friends
Guy 2: You know you my dude!
Guy 1: I saw this movie the other day with Idris Elba in it. It was legit!
Guy 2: Idris Elba is my dude!
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Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
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The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.
1. No cockblocking
2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.
3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.
4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.
5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.
6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.
7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.
8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.
9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).
10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.
11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.
guy 1. DUDE! you're breaking the dude code! you pulled off a trifecta!!!
guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.
guy 3. douchebags.
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The slogan adopted by politicians in support of "lean finely textured beef", an ammonia-sterilized mechanically separated beef product popularly derided as "pink slime". The slogan should be ironically deployed in any context where something is clearly bogus, inauthentic, artificial, fraudulent, or counterfeit.
Dude 1: Dude, I wonder what's really in this taco "meat".
Dude 2: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 3: Dude, those implants are really obvious.
Dude 4: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 5: Dude, I think the whole act was lip-synced.
Dude 6: Dude, it's beef!
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A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.
Jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a massage parlor and she told my wife.
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