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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.

I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.

by Sass sha J May 29, 2010


Bailey Duff

A weird creature that is ugly and not human

Person 1: the fuck is that
Person 2 : its just a Bailey Duff

by Skkrt skkrt November 3, 2019


orange duffe

When you have to take a dump right after eating a huge bag of cheetos. Doritos and other orange texturized flavored chips do not count. You should only use the term when the situation is cheetos, not anything else. Spelling doesnt matter as long as its used in the correct context.

After you eat a big bag of cheetos you tell your buddy that youl just be a second, you go the bathroom and realize this might take a while that was a realy big bag of cheetos. For the first time ever youve come to the conclusion you have reached your limit and take a huge dump, the result... an orange duffe.

by od man November 14, 2007


duff the croquembouche

Fail to give appropriate praise to a feat of amazing skill or nerve.

dude, that chick is epic win.... why did he so duff the croquembouche??

by greek tree June 27, 2011


Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012


Mickey duff

Mickey Duff was a well known boxing promoter whose name is now universally used as rhyming slang for marijuana.

Mickey Duff = Puff

If you want me to roll one up you’ll have to pass me my Mickey Duff.

by Loftier January 23, 2021


come up duff

A person who was a duff in their past and is now a hot glown up masterpiece

Guy 1: Damn heathers a come up duff!
Guy 2: Yah she used to be really ugly but now I really wanna date her

by Em's definitions August 14, 2017