Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog

“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night”

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manufacturing engineer

An engineering degree bestowed upon individuals who cannot complete serious engineering subjects such as mathematics and physics. Typically labeled an engineering half-wit, these engineers often assume roles where technical expertise and competence are not required.

More manufacturing engineers are graduating today than ever before due to the steady degradation of minimum standards within that discipline.

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African American engineered

nigger rigged

I broke that bolt so I used zip ties to african american engineered it.

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Grilled Cheese Engine

When your engine is shot because you have tried to cook grilled cheese in the furnace you use to boost your car in a post apocalyptic world. And then you pull it out and throw it in a lake because it fucked up your engine. From the movie Double Dragon starring Robert Patrick and Mark Dacascos.

Awwwww, Grilled Cheese engine!

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Internal Combustion Engine

Its an engine you moron

"Thats an internal Combustion Engine"

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Rat Engine

One who is fearful of others stealing their job. A person who needs to gain information about a coworker in order to

a.use it against them
b.sabotage
c.stroke their ego by knowing anything and everything.

Often times they're seen removing their glasses in an effort to look busy and/or important, carrying paperwork and walking briskly as if they're in a hurry.

They will usually preface their response to the question "how's it going" with a large 'sigh' or 'exhale' and will continue walking past and turn slightly in your direction spewing 'work jargon' at you in an effort to seem extra busy.

"uh oh, Rat Engine is coming, QUICK HIDE"

"Rat Engine tried to make me look bad in front of my supervisor today."

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reverse engineer

Several meanings but among these is a new occupation / department that is affiliated or works with world-wide engineering and departments of rewrite.

For example: low-tech hackers, people who do everything wrong by accident or on purpose and are therefore well-positioned to think of loopholes or the what-ifs, and all of the people underrepresented at present in engineering (women, queers, blacks) at present (and subject to change).

S1: Reverse engineers are often Pynchon fans don't ask me why.

S2: Did you hear the news? Engineering was seriously lacking in action and they finally had to let all of the reverse engineers in so that people could get their groove on. Hears Nelly playing in the background ... "it's getting hot in here, let's take off all our clothes!"

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