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1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka
Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.
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An over-imbibing malaise, usually following a nigh of epic alcohol consumption; a hangover. Generally cured by immediate intake of additional alcoholic beverages.
"Dude, I have a bad case of the blu flu. I need a Bloody Mary, stat."
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The guilt projected onto a person that doesn't want to or believe in taking the flu shot vaccine.
You say "No" meaning "I don't want you to inject me with formaldehyde & mercury" and the nurse gives you the flu shot guilt by sending you a look like you just said "there's no such thing as God."
To lie about definitions of words
Michael did not believe that Flu Flammin meant Robbin houses
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The kind of flu you get from hamjobs.
I heard that Melissa Joan Hart got the swine flu from giving out so many hamjobs.
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David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
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A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game
Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu
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