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Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!
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A slang word for a man's member.
My Ham Spear is my partners best friend.
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The true name for lima beans and ham found in c-rations. The ham was good, the lima beans were the motherfuckers.
Man, all that's left is the ham and motherfuckers. Couldn't even get the ham patties this time.
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To sweat, sweating constantly, sweating a lot.
Erik: It's kinda hot in here.
Nathan: Yeah, I'm sweatin' hams.
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Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high
She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.
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A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.
The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."
Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
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To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks
Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"
Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"
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