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It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."
Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made
omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg