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Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center
to shove more than just your shaft in
I finished by putting more mash in the gash
to shove more than your shaft in
last night I put more mash in the gash
group of males set out to shoot someone/somebody.
'too many man want me on their mash team cus when i lick off shots heads are cumin off clean'
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Same as Mashed Potato Banana.
Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana
"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"