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When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible
Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"
Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.
There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both
The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.
Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!
Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.
If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.
Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture