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One of the most over hyped bands consisting of whiny edge lords whose nuts are hugged by hipsters.
Wow, Modest Mouse is so cool. I love how cool they are, they’re so cool that they’re not cool, which is also cool and ironic.
Man, I love being a hipster.
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Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
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A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
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when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)
Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!
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A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.
This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.
Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.
I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.
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A name given to Quackity's twitch streams by Georgenotfound, because Quackity did one mickey mouse impression.
George: Quackity end your Mickey Mouse Stream.
Quackity: WHAT IS A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM?
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I reached down and deftly inserted the little white mouse in just under two seconds.