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Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.
In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.
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A certain facial expression indicating something is extremely sour or doesn't taste right.
We could tell Pat didnt like what he was eating, every time he took a bite he made a "Sour Patch Face".
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Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."
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Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.
Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!
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A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
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the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant
that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome
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To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.