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When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
when you give a handjob with a puppet
yo yo yo puppet blowjob
Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
a sexual term to describe epic gamers
damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet
A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.