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The coolest new band! Their song "Tell Me Everything" is awsome!
ASC kick ass! Go to their website ascrock.com
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This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
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The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).
When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.
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one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.
person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.
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When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
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A car that can make a quarter mile (1/4 mile) run in under ten seconds, from a standstill start.
As heard in the fast and the furious movies.
Dominic Toretto: "What is that?"
Brian Earl Spielner/Brian O'Connor: "It's your car"
Dominic Toretto: "I said a ten SECOND car not a ten minute car"
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In a very short amount of time.
"Aight dogg, I`ll be there in 2.6 seconds."
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