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Someone who lives to get free t-shirts from conferences, conventions or other social gatherings
I picked up so many free t-shirts at the Consumer Electronic Show I felt like a t-shirt whore.
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An alcoholic beverage made in a high ball glass with Cocaine Energy Drink and Vodka.
A Red Bull and Vodka will only get you half as crunk as a Red Shirt Riot.
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A situation in which your shirt lifts or raises by catching itself on the object you lean on, displaying parts of the body that may not be necessary or even comfortable for others to see.
"Hey Jake did you see Thomas' lifted shirt syndrome in class today?"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.
"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.
In short, this means the person "going on a t-shirt" is going to die. Then, when they die, their homies will wear t-shirts with the dead person's name on it in remembrance, therefore birthing the term "going on a t-shirt"
Person A: You not gon swing nigga!
Person B: Course I'm not gon swing, you going on a t-shirt
Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.
The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.
Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.
Guy who tucks t shirts into jeans.
't shirt tucker' - Look at Dave with his shirt tucked in.