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Song Joong-Ki is a Korean actor/model/one song singer known for his flawless, soft skin and overall awesomeness. He's featured on many cosmetic products due to his divine skin quality envied by many women, including his own mother. He has been in many dramas and clearly outshines his co-stars. So far he has been in Love Racing, My Precious Child, OB/GYN Doctors, Will It Snow For Christmas?, My Fair Lady, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Triple, Tree With Deep Roots, and Nice Guy. He sang an OST song for Nice Guy, so obviously, he's a full-fledged professional singer now. His new album will be sold in stores soon.
"Did you watch Nice Guy?"
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
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I peice of shit song that most arrogant boys and wanna be bad ass girls listen to. Usually it will be rap with bad singing and poor lyrics. Let's not forget how cool you will sound listening to it!
Wow that trap song sounds made me 3000 times cooler.
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The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!
Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
1. Something that stays the same regardless of repetition.
2. (As used in Eminem's song by the same name) Screaming and struggling. In the song, the phrase is repeated many times and is used to refer to the fact that the character who's point of view is being shown has kidnapped many people, and every time there is screaming (the same song) and struggling (and dance).
1. Going on my daily walk, it's the same song and dance.
2. (Lyrics from the song) Same kicking and screaming, Same crying and sobbing, Same song and dance. Same begging and pleading, Same yelling and bleeding, Same song and dance.
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North Korea’s new torture methods
“Did you here about bob he went insane from Jake Paul songs they suck so much”
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When you call on someone who is wearing a (usually metal) band t-shirt.
The phrase is used to express either anger or agitation towards a particular person wearing a band t-shirt, thinking that they don’t deserve the t-shirt as they don’t listen to that band.
Today I saw a boy with a Metallica t-shirt, so I came up to him and asked him to name 3 songs by Metallica, and guess what? He replied “Isn’t Metallica a clothing brand?”
A shitty song that only dip-shits listen to.
Guy 1: The dream mask song is so fucking shitty i wanna hang myself
Guy 2: Same man!
Dumbass: it's actually a good song you are just jealous
Guy 1 & 2: *loads Remington 870*
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