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Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.
The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.
I had a granola stomp last night.
Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees
I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!
When you poop In the shower and have to stomp the corn down the drain
Buttfucked my ex in the shower an she shit. Had to corn stomp it down the drain
When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.
"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."
Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.
I Just Cookie Stomp my Girlfriend Last Night .
When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.
Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?
Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!