Grump Truck

A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.

Damn, Billy is in such a bad mood. He must have gotten hit by the grump truck again.

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Shit Truck

The Shit Truck is a metaphor for bad news; when you receive bad news, you are hit or run over by the Shit Truck. Also to be used as a verb, to be shittrucked.

Everything was going just fine, then he dumped me. He ran me over with the Shit Truck.

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Thunder Truck

Pointless large Ford F-350 truck that charges on a half mile of extension cord, and gets 40 miles to the charge. This truck is located in East Bangor, PA.

Capital Auto Parts has a giant truck (Thunder Truck) that moves scrap around in the junk yard.

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Mayflower truck

The Minions of the Devil, Robert Irsay, who took the Baltimore colts in the middle of the night to Indianapolis without any questions.

Baltimorean: "Hey look over there It's a Mayflower truck, Let's go kick the shit out of it!"

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truck bed

1. Where Brennan places Laura.
2. Where hicks sleep.
3. Where milk gets curdy and kats get tipsy.

Brennan placed Laura in the truck bed while jacking off to his sister. (Hillbilly)

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Ass Truck

When a large group of attractive women show up at a social event or gathering.

The Ass truck has arrived!

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royal trucks

a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)

eric koston is only fooling himself...

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