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The ridiculously hard to find sheets for dorm rooms.
Brad: "I can't find Twin XL hippie sheets for my dorm room"
Josh: "That is because you can only find them online at TwinXL.com"
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Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.
“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.
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The twin of lesser value or importance
Jamie is cool and all but he'll always be the lesser twin
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when a fat women/man wears tight underwear and the flab is separated into 2 fleshy mounds visible to all and the person showns no shame whatsoever
the fat music teacher must have put some more weight on, she waddled into class showing her twin tub
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You can never tell which is which but there’s always in your business. One is silently judging you while the other I plotting how to spread the next rumor. At the end of the day they don’t realize no one is their friend but still shit talks their “besties”.
Abby and her evil twin said I have an std.
Olivia cried with her evil twin about someone calling her ass flat.
The Evil twins sent around my nudes.
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The act of getting high with a friend while wearing matching clothes.
“Twin day is on 4/20!”
“Oh man everybody is gonna be drug twinning”
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blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..
Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!
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