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What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.
Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
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A FAGFat And Gay Teenager who buys games only for griefing purposes such as teamkilling in first person shooter games. A Waste Fag usually spends and wastes about 6-8 hours a day enjoying himself while destroying other player's fun.
Player 1: Who the hell keeps spawn killing me?
Player 2: There's a waste-fag in our team.
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Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.
A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"
To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.
'Hey how was last night?'
'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'
'Well did you have a good time?'
'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'
Singing along enthusiastically to "Call Me Maybe" while pointing at people during the "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" part. After the song ends, you start telling your friends (and people you just met) how much you love them. Then you steal some wings off of a strangers table while they're in the bathroom (probably along with their beer). The next morning you realize you were texting your ex the whole night and accidentally made out with a lesbian.
Cara is always getting white girl wasted
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Any individual who, through either their actions or their very nature, simply does not justify the air they displace.
Jim: Ted you're so useless, you really are an utter waste of blood and organs.
Ted: Oh... *Looks dejected and slinks out of the room*
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