Third Wheel

A friend without a partner who gets in the way and prevents couples from having the necessary time to socialize in private. Severe cases of third wheeling can cause major relationship problems for the couple they have attached to. A relationship parasite that feeds off your good intentions and destroys the host. Vampires that wear a smile and offer to 'help' but eventually turn out to have an agenda. Anybody happy to third wheel long term will usually turn out to be a bad friend.

will arrange nights out with one or other partner individually. generally refuses to recognise boundaries like giving a couple space, not constantly invading their home/life. Gets jealous or nasty when told to back off. causes trouble between couples but in a quiet way. Usually tries to make themselves necessary by doing the chores expected of either partner ie picking kids up from school, driving people around. The more they do the harder to remove them it will be. Third wheels are generally frowned upon, with good reason.

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hamster wheel

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection

Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."

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first wheel

First wheel is the person that is the lonely wheel in the front of a tricycle and the happy couple are represented as the back two wheels. Being the first wheel usually puts you in an uncomfortable position given then fact that you are forced to be around your friend and her/his mate. But remember, a tricycle can't function without the front wheel so the first wheel is a necessary component of the back two tires relationship.

Me: "Gosh Sammy, you are such the first wheel of this tricycle...look at Robby and Natalie that happy couple of tires back their and you're up here in the front such a lonesome tire...the first wheel"

Sammy: "Yea *sighs* it sucks being the first wheel...:("

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Ferris Wheel

When you are performing a triple team on a chick and switching spots every few minutes. Usually involving two guys performing a dp and one getting a bj.

We totally destroyed that skank last night with that epic ferris wheel.

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Break the Wheel

Ignoring the taboo of incest so you can get it on with your hot family member.

"I know Jon Snow is my nephew and all, but damn. I've got to break the wheel."

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Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.

There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.

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5th Wheel

This is slang for weed that is between schwag and chronic in quality. This weed is also known as 50, because it is $50 per quarter, which is where 5th Wheel derived from.

"I can't fuck with that reggie, that shit makes my head hurt. Get at me when you get some 5th Wheel."

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