Third-degree suicide

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

third hand smoke

The nearly invisible, faint smoke breathed out by a person who just inhaled the smoke from another person's cigarette (see second hand smoke), which is then breathed in by another person near them. What that final person then breathes out could technically be considered fourth hand smoke if inhaled by yet another person, but scientists are still debating on how harmful, if at all, fourth hand smoke is.

Steve: "Hey sweet thang, my aunt just died of lung cancer."
Jennie: "Ohhhh, that's so sad. Too many kools?"
Steve: "Nah, fucking third hand smoke. That shit's deadly when you're 90."

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third times the charm

Something you should never say to Germany.

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.

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the devil's third nut

When you line up three shots of alcohol and take them immediately following one another. There must be one shot of vodka, one shot of rum, and one shot of whiskey for this group of shots to appropriately be called "the devil's third nut". The shots serve as a metaphor for Lucifer's three testicles.

Friday night was the worst... I started off with the Devil's Third Nut at nine o'clock and I was already trashed.

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Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow

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Third shoe

A shoe to go with your third leg when you get a hard on. The third shoe phenomenon is most common among African-American males who are known for having unusually large penises.

Damn! I'm gonna take my third shoe with me just in case Mr. Long gets excited.


Hey mom, did you see my third shoe? (lil brother shouts: Ow! My eye!)

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