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Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 20, 2011


dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco August 25, 2015


Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019


War thunder

A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.

“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”

by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023


color wars

An event in iMater Charter Middle/High School where you dress up in your grade color:
6th:Green
7th:Orange
8th:Red
9th:Yellow

10th:Purple

11th:Gray
12th:Black
It’s usually rigged for the 8th and 12th graders to win but CO’28(us) lost to the stupid 7th graders this year!

Devyn:Are you ready for color wars?!
Stacy:HELL YEAHHHH
bitch ass 7th grader: hi guys let’s wear orange 🍊

everyone: *beats his ass*

by nachoo_jocelynn28 October 30, 2023


Star Wars

Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.

Let's watch Star Wars.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

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War Pig

A Stereotype of a player or players who uses a certain weapon/character/or item. The stereotype is not of the weapon itself but of the players who use it.

War pigs” are at all skill levels however they will over estimate how good they actually are. This will often lead to them getting into situations that will lead to their death.

The term was coined and closely associated with the Team Fortress 2 YouTube’s Soundsmith.

That player who just tried to fight the entire enemy team alone is a war pig.

by Veo'ed September 15, 2019

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